Viktor Orbán, U.N. Secretary-General?

Yeah sure, why not. Lets choose the guy that ran Hungary economy into the ground with a GDP below Romania?

Even politics asides, this guy is not particularly bright. He was a net receiver of EU funds while actively sabotaging EU work. Guess what EU did in response?

do people who trump vouches for get the title "sockpuppet"? clearly hes only chosen because hes easily swayed by money.

Well, at least it's not as if having an old Nazi in charge would be anything new: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Waldheim