IBM Bob

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Comment by mrbluecoat 4 days ago

Totally reminds me of "HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8

Comment by hypercube33 4 days ago

It kind of is - when I looked at it 6 months ago it was just a fork of vscode with old ass versions of Claude and the only unique things were java and ibm I mcp clients or servers or something built in. For those works I'd rather just have the skill or mcp for my harness of choice. I think they weren't allowed to use external AI so they run the models in house and remade cursor. Not bad to have competition but the name is awful - as others have said it's been used before by Microsoft in the 90s to make a friendly desktop giving us the winxp search dog and clippy.

Comment by dyzone 4 days ago

How you doing fellow kids?

Comment by joleyj 4 days ago

1000

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Comment by willio58 3 days ago

I love this. Thanks for sharing!

Comment by azinman2 4 days ago

So good

Comment by kingleopold 4 days ago

yet hp exist after decades, just a terrible printer corp going long term is insane really

Comment by kylecazar 4 days ago

They're the 2nd biggest PC manufacturer in the world. Sell more computers than Dell, Apple, etc.

Only beaten by Lenovo.

Comment by regularfry 3 days ago

Yes, but as a consumer you want to pretend they aren't. Seriously, buy from anyone else.

Comment by kingleopold 4 days ago

yet they gather PC parts right ? like did they create any board or ram or any great hardware, no ?

Comment by jatora 3 days ago

goal post shift.

Comment by philipov 4 days ago

and Lenovo is itself an IBM spinoff.

   After the company rebranded itself to Lenovo, it merged with IBM's PC business which produced its ThinkPad line in 2005, after which it rapidly expanded abroad. In 2013, Lenovo became the world's largest personal computer vendor by unit sales for the first time, a position it still holds as of 2024.

Comment by SahAssar 4 days ago

Not a spinoff. It was founded 20 years before and was the largest PC manufacturer in China 10 years before buying IBM's PC business.

Comment by jonwinstanley 4 days ago

Interesting. Did not know that. I thought someone bought the IBM laptop business and renamed it.

Comment by exiguus 3 days ago

It was bought, but after the renaming. Today IBM only build Servers. Mainframes. All other PC, Laptop and Server Production/Branding is sold. IBM rebranded mainly to IBM iX. A full service agency. Hardware is now Mainframes. And other deviations are mostly Cloud, OpenShift, Ansible, and RHEL.

Comment by phyalow 4 days ago

They did, but they also were a large existing manufacturer.

Comment by jolt42 4 days ago

I don't know what they had before but their identity seemed to be IBM's overnight (thinkpads and all).

Comment by SahAssar 4 days ago

They used the Think(Pad|Centre) brand and expanded it to other things (like IdeaPad).

They basically bought IBM's good reputation name and style and used it for both IBM-alikes and budget machines.

Some of it was good machines, some of it was crap.

Comment by p_l 3 days ago

They actually bought entire ThinkPad R&D as well, and have been subcontracted manufacturer for some time before that.

So Thinkpads are still designed in ex-IBM Lenovo Japan

Comment by elzbardico 2 days ago

I’ve seen LLMs hallucinate before. But this one is really impressive on its wrongness.

Comment by flo123456 4 days ago

HP was never just a printer corp. ;-)

Comment by InvisibleUp 4 days ago

The fun parts of HP split off years ago into Agilent, Keysight, and HPE. Current HP is just a printer and office PC corp.

Comment by nxobject 4 days ago

As a fun addition, I think the atomic clock/time standards division went HP → Agilent → Symmetricom → Microsemi → Microchip. You could have bought a HP 5071A Cesium Frequency Standard under all of these badges!

https://www.microchip.com/en-us/products/clock-and-timing/co...

Comment by formerly_proven 3 days ago

Those HP System II enclosures introduced in the late 60s sure have a very long lifespan.

Comment by fmajid 4 days ago

The most valuable offspring of HP is Broadcom, just as ASML is the most valuable offspring of Philips.

Comment by etc-hosts 4 days ago

dont forget Autonomy !

Comment by CamperBob2 4 days ago

HP is long gone. What's left is just a printer and PC company that didn't bother to change the sign on the building.

It's as if I bought an old telephone exchange building and called it Bell Labs.

Comment by dreamcompiler 3 days ago

AT&T used to exist. Because it was a monopoly, it was broken up into the baby bells in 1982. One of which was Southwestern Bell, which eventually bought up all the other baby bells and what was left of AT&T. And then in 2005 it renamed itself...AT&T.

Comment by JAlexoid 4 days ago

You couldn't, mostly because Bell Labs is owned by Nokia now.

Comment by CamperBob2 4 days ago

Interesting, TIL! I wonder what Nokia's market cap is... geez, still over $50B. Another surprise.

Comment by formerly_proven 4 days ago

That's basically all Nokia(-Siemens) Networks.

Comment by ahoka 3 days ago

It's Nokia again now, bought out Siemens' share more than a decade ago.

Comment by nateglims 4 days ago

I suspect their enterprise computer business creates more revenue than printers.

Comment by zimbu668 4 days ago

Printers are just a loss leader for toner.

Comment by JAlexoid 4 days ago

If you put 90% of the electronics into the cartridge and the printer box is just a paper feeder - that's not exactly surprising.

Comment by actionfromafar 4 days ago

"Just" feeding paper is extreme engineering. And a disposable vape has more compute in it than a toner cartridge. (Though there is insane non recurring engineering in an inkjet cartridge. But I bet just the warehousing of a printer is a significant part of the total cost of a printer.

Comment by dd8601fn 3 days ago

HP retail ink cartridge prices are not a cost issue.

Comment by woah 4 days ago

Nobody ever got fired for IBM Bob setting up a secret message board and establishing a persistent foothold in an internal inference cluster

Comment by brzz 4 days ago

Nobody has yet been fired for IBM Bob setting up a secret message board and establishing a persistent foothold in an internal inference cluster

Comment by shakna 3 days ago

IBM got banned from Queensland gov contracts for 12 years, after the humans decided to secretly scan all legal docs for contract insider knowledge.

I'm sure artificial IBM will be much more... Principled.

Comment by bitlad 3 days ago

People IBM get fired for setting up IBM stuff [1]

[1] https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/many-employees-ibm-2026-la...

Comment by tamasnet 4 days ago

That we know of.

Comment by dgacmu 4 days ago

I laughed when I saw this; my 14yo looked over to see why I was laughing and asked "what's IBM?"

indeed, child, indeed.

Comment by mrbonner 4 days ago

When I was in the final year of college in 04-05 my dream would be to work at IBM. It still had the kind of prestige of R&D in the world. Fast forward a couple of years to 08-09, I don’t recall the event but IBM perception went down and a stone. Was that when they sold the hardware business and became fully consultant?

Comment by dgacmu 4 days ago

I think they started on a long slide starting in the late 90s when they tried to couple research more and more tightly to product deliverables, and then as they pivoted to being a services company, including selling off non-mainframe hardware to Lenovo, to coupling r&d to, uh, I guess services revenue, whatever that means. They had some research layoffs in 2008, at the same time that MSR and Google were really blossoming in research spend and perception, and I think they kind of got left behind.

I had a former student go there around 2008 and it seemed like the vibes were starting to sour around then. They maintained some awesome researchers in, e.g., databases, but I think the "make sure you are showing closely how your research directly contributes to services revenue" thing was strong by then and somewhat ruinous for how pleasant a work experience it was for many.

Comment by ofrzeta 4 days ago

They only sold the consumer and low-end server hardware line. You can still get IBM servers (Power) and mainframes.

Comment by powvans 3 days ago

Same. My first real job out of college was at IBM 2004 to 2005. I was so proud to be an IBMer. Hated it. Lots of good people, but the bureaucracy, the pace, the whole thing, not fun.

Comment by Alien1Being 3 days ago

Same thing is happening to Microsoft and Google.

A slow, long slide through mediocrity into irrelevance...

Comment by lotsofpulp 3 days ago

Alphabet is operating and expanding the only fleet of fully autonomous vehicles in the world, to rave reviews.

The first contact with AI most people have is Gemini. And their net income went from $74B to $100B to $132B in 3 years and profit margin from 24% to 32%.

Mediocrity and irrelevant are hardly how I would describe them.

Comment by lokar 3 days ago

You could interpret the comment as a prediction based on the same pattern of overwhelming internal bureaucracy impacting engineering innovation. Control swinging entirely over to finance and legal. Focused entirely on rent seeking and protecting monopolies.

Eventually these patterns kill companies.

Comment by tims33 4 days ago

I thought they were resurrecting Microsoft Bob, the operating system for kids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Comment by mrandish 4 days ago

Naming a new product which is a "partner that helps you by making it easier" "Bob" seems like a... lack of historical awareness?

Comment by gregw2 4 days ago

Hey now, sure, Microsoft Bob didn't get us ordinary users a "partner that helps you by making it easier", but it DID help MS Bob product owner Melinda French get a "partner that helps you by getting 10+ billion dollars" in the end, amiright?

<joking>

Maybe IBM is signalling it is likewise hoping for 10 billion dollars while also realizing the (AI) partner might not end up being that helpful either??

<further joking>

Comment by snickerbockers 3 days ago

After what we've learned about Billy gates in the last year im not certain that's such a good deal.

Comment by bananzamba 3 days ago

It's a reference to Bob the builder, the children's TV show. You know, because AI IDEs help you build stuff

Comment by madaxe_again 4 days ago

MS Bob was for adults… although there were kid dedicated areas, like the den, and I seem to remember packard bell navigator being a kid-friendly reskin.

Comment by archonis 4 days ago

It was for adults, but the design was quite childish.

Comment by guy4261 4 days ago

for… kids? :/

Comment by 5G_activated 4 days ago

Children were, and are, permitted to use the computer.

Comment by zabriel_goss 4 days ago

My first thought as well!!

Comment by codeulike 3 days ago

If you remember the launch of IBM Watson in about 2011 it was meant to be this super smart AI entity and they demoed it by taking it on "Jeapordy!" and having it answer the quiz questions. To be fair, for the time that was kindof impressive but (if i remember correctly) attempts to turn Watson into something industries could actually use and pay for didn't really work. Access to it was tightly controlled.

Its interesting to contrast that with OpenAI chatgpt 3.5 which was launched and then immediately available to pretty much anyone and everyone. Would OpenAI have launched it that way if they werent (as they were at that time) trying to be open? (I get they arent really open but they were at least trying to be then). I guess I'm saying if the first chatgpt 3.5 level LLM had been built by someone less open like facebook or MS would the whole thing have gone in a different direction? Chatgpt being available to everyone seemed to set the pattern for everything since. Was this inevitable? Was it the only way these LLMs could have progressed?

Comment by unrented7977 3 days ago

I inherited a project two or three years ago which was consuming a Watson API. Obviously I didn't get a key, but I think they were only using it as a speech-to-text API. Really sad, actually.

Comment by TZubiri 3 days ago

Fun fact, IBM offers a current gen model called granite, also offers a router/compliance type product called watsonX.

But I find using watsonX with Meta's Llama models to be better.

Comment by PaulRobinson 4 days ago

You should never name a tech product Bob in the UK, because the moment it isn't perfect, it'll just get called "Bobbins" [0], especially where I'm from.

I wish IBM got better at product again, and took themselves off the services and consulting morphine they've been on for ~35 years now since OS/2 Warp flopped. Their 1980s/1990s hardware was great. Their software actually was great until Win95 took their lunch money. They've just slunk off into a corner hugging their old architectures they have a moat around, and thrown out some audacious nonsense like Watson now and again, but nothing has stuck. When is somebody in that organisation going to try and innovate properly again?

I'm not sure this is the answer I'd be rooting for.

[0] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bobbins

Comment by beachy 4 days ago

We did a deal with IBM back in the day to adapt our tech as the code generation for enterprise java beans.

The commercial guy I dealt with made it very clear that a primary concern was IBM not being humiliated and shafted like their MS dealings. It colored our commercial arrangements, which had to include "break glass" arrangements for them to gain full access to our source code.

Comment by cgio 3 days ago

How to not learn from your mistakes and actually make them worse. I wonder how many valuable alliances they lost just because of that fear. Whoever was willing to sign was already probably not going to be a threat.

Comment by roryirvine 3 days ago

To be fair, source code escrow was for a long time a standard feature of contracts between small/medium software companies and large enterprises.

It's actually one of the reasons that open source took off in the early 2000s - if the source was already available all you needed to do was come up with a legal agreement that says something to the effect of "EnterpriseCo has a limited license to use SmallCo's software which reverts to full rights in the event that SmallCo is unable to carry out its obligations", with no need to bother arranging (and paying for) escrow.

That made it easier and cheaper to deal with open source companies, and made escrow seem weird and expensive by comparison. But in the 90s it was almost universal in those sort of contracts.

Comment by jolt42 4 days ago

OS/2 was the only thing I remembering being great. If they practically gave it away I think we'd be living in a different world. Pre-emptive multitasking long before OSX/Windows. I mean Microsoft essentially had to force windows (eg. 3.1) down our throats until it become tolerable.

Comment by cheema33 3 days ago

> OS/2 was the only thing I remembering being great.

Thinkpads were great too. I had the Thinkpad 701C with the butterfly keyboard. It was awesome for its time.

Comment by bronlund 3 days ago

They are still forcing Windows down our throats.

Comment by LgWoodenBadger 4 days ago

You should also never name your faulty/flaky Dell server Bob when Bob is also the name of your company president (though the president came after the server).

Calling Bob (the server) a piece of shit ("Bob is a piece of shit") because it crashed again was a very risky move that we often didn't fully think through.

Comment by basisword 4 days ago

Also in the UK and never heard of this in my life. Guessing this is very regional?

Comment by podgietaru 4 days ago

As with most things on the UK, probably. I definitely used Bobbins.

I used to think everyone called (cobs|bread cakes|rolls|barns) muffins, and it turns out it was just my small town that did it. As in, just my small town, not region, county, etc.

Comment by basisword 4 days ago

>> I used to think everyone called (cobs|bread cakes|rolls|barns) muffins

UK regional dialects are summed up really well here because despite listing five different names for a specific thing you still neglected the word I use (baps).

Comment by jamiek88 3 days ago

And mine! (batch)

Comment by PaulRobinson 4 days ago

If you call it a teacake, and I say no those have raisins in, and you protest that's a fruit teacake, I know you're probably from Burnley: https://www.ourdialects.uk/maps/bread/

Comment by makerofthings 4 days ago

It's definitely chip muffin. I have no patience for those heretics up the road with their chip barms.

Comment by jonwinstanley 4 days ago

Hahaha. Chip butty

Comment by podgietaru 4 days ago

Extra vinegar please, I want my muffin drenched.

Comment by serf 4 days ago

does that area have a textile manufacturing history?

I ask because i'm only familiar with a thread/yarn bobbin, I wonder if it derived from that.

Comment by podgietaru 4 days ago

It does indeed, probably the heart of it.

Comment by jonwinstanley 4 days ago

Yes. The North West and the midlands was where it all started. Cotton, mills, Industrial Revolution etc

Comment by wrboyce 4 days ago

It’s barm, with an m, from barm cakes. Barm is the frothy scummy stuff you get on top of fermented beer, and it contains yeast. Back in the day bakers would take the barm from local brewers to make weakly fermented bread rolls… barm cakes.

(So obviously those calling them cobs or rolls or whatever else are just wrong!)

Comment by podgietaru 4 days ago

I think that was just autocorrect to be fair. Barm isn't in the standard dictionary

Comment by wrboyce 4 days ago

I suspected that might be the case, but I wasn’t about to turn down an opportunity to share one of my fun facts!

Comment by KineticLensman 3 days ago

Can confirm. Per the (paywalled) Oxford English Dictionary [0]: 'barm' is The froth that forms on the top of fermenting malt liquors, which is used to leaven bread, and to cause fermentation in other liquors; yeast, leaven. OR The froth or foam on the surface of beer OR English regional (chiefly Lancashire). A soft round bread roll, a barm cake.

[0] https://www.oed.com/dictionary/barm_n2?tab=meaning_and_use#2...

Comment by PaulRobinson 4 days ago

It's pretty common around Manchester. Bit like being nesh. But as you know... this is a thing: https://www.ourdialects.uk/maps/bread/

Comment by Nursie 3 days ago

Might also mark you out as a certain age if not from the right region - I’m familiar with it as a word for “a bit rubbish” because of listening to Mark & Lard’s late night show on Radio 1 in the 90s

Comment by gertrunde 4 days ago

tbh - my first thought, especially with that figure and marketing, is "Bob the Builder"...

[Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_the_Builder_(character) ]

Comment by torgoguys 4 days ago

My first thought was it was going to be "Microsoft Bob for the AI Age" or something. I didn't look too closely -- maybe it is!

Comment by zorked 4 days ago

"IBM Bob? Certainly they have a license deal with Microsoft to release Bob for OS/2"

Comment by shellwizard 4 days ago

They left the consumer market decades ago, as you mentioned, but they've been thriving in the enterprise and government sectors.

They have been expanding their portfolio through acquisitions: Red Hat, HashiCorp, Confluent...

Comment by Towaway69 4 days ago

Speaking of UK, I was immediately reminded of the Blackadder episode where the men-servant calls herself “Bob”. Rowan Atkinsons pronunciation is how I imagine this Bob to pronounced, with the same look of course!

Comment by Intermernet 3 days ago

IBM actually do a bunch of semiconductor research, which they license to other fabs. I'm not sure how much money they make (probably nothing compared to support contracts with banks etc), but they actually do innovate. At least, a small portion of one of their business sectors still innovates. The rest are probably engaged in aggressive IP lawsuits or taking CFOs out to strip clubs on golf courses or something.

Comment by wvenable 3 days ago

> I wish IBM got better at product again...

I'm not sure where that "again" comes from. IBM has never been good a product and everybody is looking at OS/2 through glasses so rose tinted that they're essentially blind. The PC itself was a skunk-works project that was removed from their influence as soon as the rest of company got involved.

Comment by jasomill 3 days ago

Not so much rose-colored glasses, but in comparison to MS-DOS and 16-bit Windows, 32-bit OS/2 was a dream.

Native application support was limited, and it was even less of a pure 32-bit OS than Windows 95, but for about a year it was the only game in town if you wanted to run 16-bit Windows applications with preemptive multitasking and memory protection, and still had some advantages over NT when it shipped.

I don't remember all the details, but I recall not switching to NT full-time until 3.5, and even then the UI wasn't as nice.

Comment by throwaway81523 4 days ago

I had thought that in the UK, Bob was everyone's uncle.

Comment by queenkjuul 4 days ago

Everyone else's uncle, and only on a good day

Comment by physicsguy 3 days ago

I thought you were going to say about "bob" being a slang word for a poo.

Turns out that's a particularly East Midlands thing!

Comment by Angostura 4 days ago

Never enough Frank Sidebottom on here

Comment by exakoustos 4 days ago

The "What developers say" carousel has a single Java dev and dev advocate. They got lots of quotes from managers, directors, CEOs, and an "AI strategist".

Comment by throwyawayyyy 4 days ago

Lots of "performance review boilerplate, I don't want to say anything _bad_ about this person but there's nothing particularly good I can say" energy there.

Someone decided that this feedback was worth highlighting:

"Bob demonstrated a level of intelligence and contextual understanding that goes beyond anything I've seen in other tools. Bob goes beyond anything I've seen in other tools."

Comment by Skwid 4 days ago

If you search those names you'll find most have a LinkedIn page proudly displaying their many "IBM Influencer" achievements and qualifications.

I realise LinkedIn is a surrealist caricature of corporate reality, but just imagine proudly displaying your #1 shill award for all to see

Comment by esseph 4 days ago

> I realise LinkedIn is a surrealist caricature of corporate reality

I don't think it's a caricature of reality at all, it very much is like the large US corps I've worked at.

Comment by schiffern 4 days ago

Exactly, it really is that absurd. If anything, you could say the corporate world is its own self-caricature.

Comment by PaulRobinson 4 days ago

It's IBM. They leveraged synergies with the thought leaders they could reach out and touch base with.

Comment by emddudley 4 days ago

One carousel quote literally ends with "Bib is a highly reliable partner."

Comment by TheOtherHobbes 3 days ago

Can we look forward to a localized version named 'Bub'?

Comment by ahartmetz 3 days ago

Berb can do any jerb

Comment by humodz 4 days ago

Theres even one that says "Bib [sic] is a highly reliable partner."

Comment by looksjjhg 4 days ago

It’s actually hard to sell anything to developers, it’s however much easier to do with executives and managers

Comment by epsteingpt 3 days ago

For all the smarm and jokes, IBM still makes ~$70B in annual revenue and enables billions more in systems integrators. Not many companies can say that.

This allows them to take the secondary revenue in-house and potentially fund a new mainframe business.

It's a [smart-ish because it's their only] strategy for the near term, because long term businesses will be moving off their mainframes and onto more powerful and intelligent systems that can 'think'.

Business Machines 1.0 were CRUD; if they pull this off they can at least get enough capital to maybe upgrade business machines to 2.0

Good on them for at least trying.

Comment by tedd4u 3 days ago

Agreed. Note, that is at ~50% gross margin and ~15% profit margin which I guess is pretty typical of computer hardware vendors.

Comment by mhaberl 3 days ago

Well for some company already running IBM Z, using Bobcoins might make sense (we will see what happens)

for a FE dev or some nodejs dev this sounds stupid, who cares but for someone who deals with their stack it might mean something to get IBM-specific tooling/knowledge that works with tech like CICS, IMS, Db2, JCL and RPG etc.

also, they say they use a mix of Claude,Mistral and specialized models (some form of IBM Granite perhaps, idk) so its not that Bob will be retarded

Bobcoins and Bobalytics stuff is still hilarious though XD

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Comment by Stevvo 4 days ago

Interesting they are renting out agent skills. You can pick up "Java Modernization" at $20 a month for "Specialist workflows to help with modernizing Java applications", or "IBM i" for "Specialist modes, workflows, and skills to work with IBM i applications".

Comment by qsort 4 days ago

markdown as a service is crazy

Comment by azinman2 4 days ago

Is it that diff from code as a service? It’s human intent transcribed into something useful.

Comment by gspr 4 days ago

Code is precise. Human intent is anything but.

Comment by closetheloopdev 4 days ago

I lol'd so hard at this comment that it hurt.

Comment by redhale 4 days ago

This is the most IBM thing IBM ever IBM'd.

Comment by sajithdilshan 4 days ago

What do you mean by renting out an agent skill? How can one even rent a Skill? It’s just a markdown file

Comment by Someone 4 days ago

You periodically pay a fee that gives you the right to use a licensed markdown file, in the same way you can rent movies or fonts.

When you stop paying but keep using the skill, that’s called pirating.

Comment by aranelsurion 4 days ago

But if you point your LLM at it and say you want something like this, then it’s all ok. :) If you can’t legally copy it, just launder it through AI.

Comment by fnord77 4 days ago

so it's just a prompt?

Comment by valleyer 4 days ago

It could be added to context only on the inference server, with the model heavily instructed not to repeat its contents. Not foolproof, obviously.

Comment by insane_dreamer 4 days ago

depending on what the skill does, it can be a whole collection of python/other code files, resource files (i.e., js libs, css/html templates) and markdown files with orchestration instructions

Comment by SSLy 4 days ago

how long before some hero puts them on github?

Comment by 9cb14c1ec0 4 days ago

Does anyone actually care about what IBM's skill files say?

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

IBM hasn't made a product that works since Db2 so I am fairly confident this is a flaming pile of garbage.

Comment by pytlicek 4 days ago

No, you are wrong. IBMer here. I was at first agains it, my background is for 2 decades startup(s) before I joined IBM, and I started slowly using IBM Bob and I must say it is really good and helping. With many integrations that works :)

Comment by EgregiousCube 4 days ago

Is it true that employees have to earn Bobcoins before they can use Bob?

Comment by quietsegfault 4 days ago

You get more bobcoins by using your old allowance and running out, then submitting GitHub issues that get ignored.

Comment by alienbaby 3 days ago

No.

Comment by Saline9515 4 days ago

What is good about it then? What model do you use? Which integration are we talking about? Is it open source? How much the "transparent pricing" "bobcoin" is worth?

Comment by nosefurhairdo 3 days ago

It's not good, they hide the model (their whole thing is hidden model routing to keep costs low, but predictably yields bad results), there are no novel integrations not available in any other harness, it's closed source, and bobcoin is worthless because it's only usable with Bob.

Comment by rusticpenn 15 hours ago

It uses hidden models, mostly Claude and open ai models. They try to check the prompt and route to the model that is capable of it, thus saving money.

Comment by jatora 3 days ago

When people say they have been in startups for long periods, does this mean they worked at a chain of failed companies?

Comment by quietsegfault 4 days ago

Are you allowed to use Cursor, Codex, Claude, or OpenCode or is Bob all they allow?

Comment by nosefurhairdo 3 days ago

Official policy is to only use Bob. All of the best people I work with are using other tools because Bob is trash.

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

I have been told only Bob is allowed but not 100% on that.

Comment by insane_dreamer 4 days ago

is bob helping with ur writing too? ;p

Comment by aslkajdfklnlkwn 4 days ago

lol, I've used it and Bob is a dumpster fire.

Comment by fodkodrasz 3 days ago

Do you have to have experience with AWS Kiro? I'd be interested in a comparision between them. :)

Comment by sroerick 4 days ago

Lol

Comment by shellwizard 4 days ago

Not an IBMer, but IBM MQ and Sterling Connect:Direct are both solid, I use them daily and they work wonderfully, although they can be a real bitch to set up and use in certain scenarios.

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

A bit of hyperbole by me since db2 was made in 1983. But MQ was created in 1993. Sterling was an acquisition. The majority of products that actually work were acquired. Very little if anything of value since 2005+ that was actually IBM created. (Bob appears fully IBM created)

Comment by _zoltan_ 4 days ago

I wish you study the Wikipedia page, please. it's a very old company and we have invented really cool stuff.

signed: a proud IBMer

Comment by quietsegfault 4 days ago

What makes you proud about IBM currently? IBM’s “RA” culture fostering Machiavellian politics, singleminded view of next quarter’s success, and asinine yet draconian bureaucracy are three out of MANY reasons why I’m embarrassed to have had IBM forced into my career and got the hell out as fast as possible each time.

Comment by Stevvo 4 days ago

I don't work at IBM but there are many things to admire. e.g. You can take software written 40 years and run on a new IBM system today without even recompiling it thanks to the Machine Interface. Have fun trying to run a 40 year old C++ program.

Comment by jatora 3 days ago

easy.

"claude, get this c++ program working"

these types of moats are all but obliterated.

Comment by alienbaby 3 days ago

I have worked for IBM, I do gotta say I was impressed with what they are doing in storage.

Comment by Ciantic 4 days ago

This sounds a lot like Spotify's XIRP. They managed to vibe something useful for their own engineers, were super hyped, and decided to release it in public. However what are the odds this harness will stand the test of time against actual harness makers like OpenAI or Anthropic? Neither Spotify or IBM are focused on making models or harnesses, these are just side-products.

Comment by qsort 4 days ago

To be fair Codex and Claude Code don't have a lot of secret sauce either. This is not to say that the harness doesn't matter at all or that you can't do any better, but whenever they benchmark it always turns out that you don't lose that much with even a very minimal agent. If a different harness makes better sense for your workflow I don't see why you wouldn't switch (or make your own if you have the resources to do so).

I'm also sticking to first-party agents, but that's more because I feel no compelling reason to switch and CLI agents fit well with my spartan technology choices. YMMV.

Comment by abtinf 4 days ago

> actual harness makers

I agree IBM Bob is not the revolution, but…

We are still in the punch card era of LLMs. Maybe even the Altair era.

None of this stuff has really been figured out yet.

Comment by natsucks 4 days ago

Yes my first instinct is to roll my eyes at these efforts but we'll probably all get something better in the end from all the competition.

Comment by xemdetia 4 days ago

IBM is training their own models (for instance IBM granite) as well as watsonx as a platform. They are trying to build a products for enterprise as well as their specific AI modernization models.

Comment by alienbaby 3 days ago

IBM simply does not have the capital to compete with training frontier models or otherwise.

Comment by lowbloodsugar 4 days ago

Sure! IBM and Spotify, two companies united in being famous for not being software consulting businesses and definitely not ever developing software development tools.

Comment by bluerooibos 4 days ago

I feel second hand embarrassment for IBM. Terrible name, subpar landing page, no mention of coding ability or which LLM "Bob" uses.

If you're launching something 2 years late, you've got to do better than this.

Comment by rwoerz 3 days ago

They should have called it "WebSphere AI" and ship it on 5 DVDs, maybe with a serial port dongle.

Comment by evilduck 3 days ago

The throwback nostalgia of that package might actually sell well, even if purchased ironically. HTMX did a Gameboy release and everyone gushed over it for no serious technical merits.

Comment by kakapo5672 4 days ago

Well, at least the AI market is validated now.

Comment by cube00 4 days ago

> Bobcoins are the consumption-based billing metric used for Bob subscriptions. They provide a transparent, predictable way to measure and bill for your Bob usage. Each action you take in Bob—such as generating code, reading files, or running commands—consumes a certain number of Bobcoins based on the computational resources required.

transparent, predictable ... "a certain number of Bobcoins" ... so not that transparent then?

Comment by alchemism 4 days ago

They took a page from AWS on whatever the hell a Kiro token is supposed to represent.

Comment by Bombthecat 3 days ago

Nope, not predictable at all.

Because they auto route still your requests, you never know if something costs one coin or a tenth of a coin

Comment by TYPE_FASTER 4 days ago

Definitely gonna change Jira config to start estimating work in Bobcoins.

Comment by hermitShell 4 days ago

honestly that would still probably mean more than story points. maybe all this AI insanity has an upside that the new cargo cult washes out the old one.

Comment by absoluteunit1 4 days ago

The landing/marketing page for this looks like something someone promoted/vibe coded including the Bob mascot.

Looks awful from a design perspective. Had to double check that this was the actual IBM domain

Comment by nadnad 4 days ago

It's puzzling, considering they made some strides towards improving their design language and systems in past years, which produced IBM Plex etc. under Mike Abbink.

They have a decent component system with Carbon[0] and a whole design principles website[1] which they could have easily pointed their LLM of choice to.

Even the ibm.com landing page isn't close to the design system spec, rounded corners and whatnot...

[0] https://preview.carbondesignsystem.com/ [1] https://www.ibm.com/design/language/

Comment by petepete 3 days ago

> M.R. Williams is advancing its IBM i modernization strategy with new mobile solutions and accounting system improvements, while leveraging IBM Bob to quickly interpret older RPG code, automate documentation, and streamline development workflows.

This is exactly the kind of endorsement I’d expect to see from an IBM customer.

Comment by AlexCoventry 4 days ago

As far as I can tell, IBM has mostly been putting out junk for twenty years.

Comment by crash-universe 4 days ago

Someone must have thought about this. PMs, Directors, lots of people involved in putting this together.

I wonder what their target customer is. They must have analyzed and projected this. I'm genuinely interested.

Comment by steve-atx-7600 4 days ago

There is so much business software out there and ecosystems that have evolved around it. Systems still running cobol on IBM mainframes; or, more "modern" stacks like Java apps running in IBM websphere. There are relatively small numbers of HN reading folk that went to some of the best CS programs and/or work(ed) at FANG caliber companies (whatever you call them now). The rest of the software engineer types are a diverse crowd and turning to IBM Bob might be more natural than some creepy looking orange starfish offering. That's my hypothesis anyway.

Comment by crash-universe 2 days ago

Good point. Maybe I'm still puzzled by the coins choice. But it makes sense that they may trust that ecosystem more and an IBM offering since they have a lot of business there. Thank you!

Comment by kitd 4 days ago

A lot of IBM customers have moved to RH Openshift and running their java there.

Comment by throwitaway222 4 days ago

And the solution to those businesses is not more IBM software, but Claude Code converting it to Go/Rust/Typescript in a few weeks.

Comment by steve-atx-7600 4 days ago

I have a feeling that if they already thought like that, they wouldn’t be using IBM legacy stacks in 2026.

Comment by kfarr 4 days ago

I'm sure tons of companies have retainer spends with IBM for software, hardware, consulting, etc., and this is another way for their corporate clients to spend down / increase their retainers faster

Comment by cube00 4 days ago

That IBM Z skill locked behind an "enterprise only" pay point would be a good starting point.

Comment by alchemism 4 days ago

See: Kiro by AWS

Comment by a012 4 days ago

Nobody got fired for using IBM Bob

Comment by someguyiguess 4 days ago

Pretty sure a lot of people got fired over Microsoft Bob though

Comment by hn_throw2025 4 days ago

Well, you could say Melinda got a big promotion for a while.

Comment by pestatije 4 days ago

Nobody who got fired uses IBM Bob

Comment by archonis 4 days ago

Nope, but they'll probably get laid off at some point to boost share price.

Comment by glitchc 4 days ago

Can we say it's Bob's fault, though? Bob did it, not me.

Comment by a012 4 days ago

You can

Comment by mansilladev 4 days ago

Ask the AI chat agent on the website what a BobCoin is. Because, I really want to know.

> I’m not able to find a definition for BobCoin in IBM’s content. If you have another term or topic you’d like to explore, let me know!

Comment by dudeWithAMood 3 days ago

The memes write themselves

Comment by mvk666 4 days ago

I was at an IBM Bob party, behind the scenes it's basically other frontier models with an IBM-specific context.

Comment by robteix 4 days ago

It's been a while since Sonnet 4.5 could be considered frontier :D

Comment by ctenb 3 days ago

Where did you find that it is based on sonnet? While I wouldn't be surprised, I'm curious if that is disclosed somewhere

Comment by alienbaby 3 days ago

It's mentioned a lot I'm discussions about what bob uses, but there has never been a concrete statement as far as I can tell.

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Comment by infamouscow 4 days ago

IBM knows their customers very well, the additional context unlocks a lot of value.

Comment by aslkajdfklnlkwn 4 days ago

"frontier" is pretty load bearing there, I think it tops out at sonnet 4.5?

Comment by CatMustard 3 days ago

> load bearing

Are you in use in IBM Bob yourself?

Comment by sajithdilshan 4 days ago

I'm really confused what this is, is it a harness or a new model by IBM? Some reviews on that page suggests that it's a new model

Comment by NikolaNovak 4 days ago

I believe it sends to various models in the background, So largely a harness / framework. Ibm does have its own model which is one of the options for Bob to use.

(Note, I'm an IBMer but nowhere near this so my comment is strictly from my public knowledge/awareness:).

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

so it routes to actual AI companies and IBM adds additional cost on top. what a business model.

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Comment by aslkajdfklnlkwn 4 days ago

and hides from you what models it's actually using

Comment by _zoltan_ 4 days ago

Never heard of Granite? https://huggingface.co/ibm-granite

(I'm also an IBMer.)

Comment by NikolaNovak 3 days ago

Yes, hence : >>"Ibm does have its own model which is one of the options for Bob to use." :)

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Comment by throwfaraway135 4 days ago

Working with any AI tool means you trust the vendor, sometimes you don't have a choice because the best models/tools are from specific providers. IBM isn't a company I would ever trust.

Comment by herodoturtle 4 days ago

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Comment by IceDane 3 days ago

I was forced to work with IBM closely for years. That has led me to believe it's the single most institutionally incompetent company in the world. If they ever do anything well it's pure coincidence and most likely due to some single hero dev.

Comment by DeathArrow 4 days ago

31 years after Microsoft Bob, IBM releases it's own IBM Bob. :)

Comment by Nelson69 4 days ago

I thought MS killed that name forever.

Comment by someguyiguess 4 days ago

It's like they're begging for failure

Comment by ginko 4 days ago

Call it PC Bob

Comment by Apocryphon 4 days ago

Better than IBM Tay.

Comment by butterisgood 4 days ago

The last product I know of named Bob didn’t fare so well.

Comment by acomjean 4 days ago

"Bob" is also the most difficult to listen to Primus song.

Probably by design considering the songs subject matter.

Comment by jmward01 4 days ago

Clippy came out of that....

Comment by Throudin 4 days ago

And Rover!

Comment by psygn89 4 days ago

Is Bib Bob's partner?

https://imgur.com/a/3PQXIsQ

Comment by iforgotmypasswo 3 days ago

IBM should be searching their patents, obscure computer architecture research, and historical low level hardware development to try to figure out how to get low energy AI systems running.

They should pivot their cloud offerings toward research labs.

“Here’s 10 different clusters of analog compute you can rent for half the price of building it out yourselves. It doesn’t map to the math you’re using right now, but it looks much more like a human brain. Have fun!”

Comment by roncesvalles 4 days ago

Nothing coming out of IBM is worth any attention.

Comment by rahulmax 4 days ago

I generally agree except for these two things: IBM Carbon design system is quite neat. IBM Plex typefaces are lovely, as well. I'm a designer

Comment by eleventen 4 days ago

What do you think is special about Carbon? It looks indistinguishable from any other design system to me.

Comment by jolt42 4 days ago

Seems pretty minor. It seems there is hope for quantum computing at IBM.

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Comment by brk 4 days ago

This can only mean that IBM Clippy is next.

Comment by cmiles8 4 days ago

Ever since the Watson debacle I just run the other way anytime IBM turns up wanting to talk about AI

Comment by rf15 3 days ago

just AI? Have you seen the other rubbish they try to peddle?

Comment by quietsegfault 4 days ago

I used Bob extensively at an IBM acquisition, it was absolutely dreadful. Bobcoins.

Comment by hmokiguess 4 days ago

I love how the pricing page has a "Most Popular" offering, totally.

Comment by basisword 4 days ago

Thought this was going to be about Microsoft Bob.[0]

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Comment by getnormality 3 days ago

System Prompt: "Claude, call yourself Bob"

Comment by karim79 4 days ago

My first experience with a computer was with an actual IBM PC XT and a King's Quest floppy. Bob is funny but let's not dis the IBM.

Comment by cisrockandroll 4 days ago

Is this just a harness or using a proprietary model in the background? Anthropic and OpenAI are already very well trained in IBM system i and z knowledge. Unless Bob is somehow improving the integration to these midrange and mainframe systems I literally dont see any benefit to using Bob. IBM will just kill this proprietary tech in 5 years as they are currently doing with RDi or forget about updating it like SEU.

Comment by kbwal7 4 days ago

I think it's just a harness that uses proprietary (or maybe IBM is hosting open weight?) models. They say on the site (in the FAQs) that you can't even choose which model!

So it seems to be a harness that auto-routes your queries with no way to change this.

Comment by EagnaIonat 4 days ago

You are correct. It routes to the model best suited for the ask.

The only positive versus others is that at an enterprise level you have more control of the costs with the coins.

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

except they tack on surcharges to all token calls to Claude and GPT

Comment by jenkstom 4 days ago

IBM has models trained for older mainframe usage (RPG II, RPG/400, COBOL, etc) so I imagine it would be very good for that. Bob looks like a branded fork of vs code or vscodium.

Comment by kyle-rb 4 days ago

Microsoft Bob wasn't wrong, it was just early.

Comment by bob1029 4 days ago

I like how the solitary review is word salad.

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Comment by maxbobby 4 days ago

No one at IBM remembers Microsoft Bob (one of the earliest, if not the earliest virtual assistants) from the 90s? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Comment by bigmattystyles 4 days ago

I'm convinced they do and they're trolling us.How many 100s of 1000s in consulting do you think it took to come up with Bob?

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Comment by pram 4 days ago

I thought the image was a joke, but you really pay with Bobcoins.. lmao

https://bob.ibm.com/pricing

Comment by UncleSlacky 4 days ago

Funny, because "bob" is slang for shillings in the old LSD pre-decimal British currency system (coins worth 5 pence in the modern system).

Comment by annoyingnoob 4 days ago

If only one could generate bobcoin using their GPU, only to use the bobcoin to use someone else's GPU.

Comment by legitster 4 days ago

This is especially funny when you realize how much money IBM dumped into Watson over all these years.

Comment by meerita 4 days ago

Microsoft, IBM, Apple, Meta, all the giants are always coming late to the party.

Comment by mbreese 4 days ago

That’s partly why they are giants. Let the startups take the arrows necessary to figure out or create the market. Then they can buy or build the gen 2 system that meets the needs of the market.

Comment by PaulRobinson 4 days ago

Microsoft got this right once, and it cost them big to turn up late - that was the Internet and Windows 95 and the massive u-turn. Otherwise, they've been defining stuff early a lot I think. It's hard to explain how big a turnaround they had to do back then, but then it says a lot that until they made that u-turn the leadership was so confident in their own hubris they thought they could take on the entire internet with their own crap version of AOL.

IBM invented the PC and then lost control of that identity. Figuring out how that happened is something they are going to have a meeting about, but they're still working through the meetings to plan that meeting, and the Gantt chart for those meetings takes meetings to adjust, and everybody is in meetings so doesn't have time for those meetings. They'll get to them though.

Apple consistently turn up late, but redefine and improve the status quo. They sometimes prototype early in public (for example, the Newton), but normally they show up with the version 3 that everyone else wished they'd thought of that then goes on to define a sector quite cleanly (Mac, iMac, Mac OS System X, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, AirPods, Mac Mini). They Newton'ed Siri, but I'm pretty sure they're going to come back strong in the next 18 months, unless the enshitification we've all witnessed over the last few years really has taken hold and Siri is just going to automate that at scale. Maybe we will all be killed by AI, but not through malevolent evil, but widely distributed incompetence.

Meta are constantly taking swings at the latest thing the founder is excited by - the Metaverse (now with legs!), pervert glasses, and so on - but they mostly prop up a bunch of expensive failures on the back of a hugely successful advertising business. I don't think they come late to the party per se, they're just not very good at anything that isn't killing & harming children, or undermining democracy. They should stay in their lane and keep doing that, I guess.

Comment by saberience 4 days ago

This is embarrassing. It would have been better to release nothing than this.

Comment by purpleidea 3 days ago

Nobody wants a proprietary TUI. We still use claude because the model pricing is way better, but that will eventually change. Bob has a hard lesson ahead of it.

Comment by unleashhale 4 days ago

This somehow has less personality than plain enterprise software. How IBM.

Comment by 1970-01-01 4 days ago

NYSE: IBM -20% YTD.

I promise you Bob isn't going to fix the long-term stupidity.

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Comment by altmanaltman 4 days ago

Bob Shrugged

Comment by stefangordon 4 days ago

I can't tell if this is an excellent joke, or a sad not-joke.

Comment by jonwinstanley 4 days ago

Feels like a manager with no branding skills had an initial “vision” and everyone working there probably hoped marketing/branding would get pulled in later.

Never happened.

Comment by amelius 4 days ago

Looks like LEGO's lawyers will be knocking on their door soon.

Comment by wejick 3 days ago

VScode is so much similar with Eclipse IDE back around 2010s. 7 out of 10 IDE was based on it, and their look and feel awere kinda similar.

Comment by karim79 4 days ago

Is anyone out there paying for this? I know you are there. Come out explain yourself. And also explain the value of a Bobcoin, and if can be scalped and resold on eBay.

Comment by NickHirras 3 days ago

It takes a while to actually login while it provisions some cloud infrastructure in your name. Let's see if it can build something interesting!

Comment by NickHirras 3 days ago

Still provisioning...

Comment by NickHirras 3 days ago

And, still provisioning 10 hours later.

Comment by amelius 4 days ago

Companies trying to make AI less of a commodity that you can just swap out for another ...

No thanks, that's what I like about AI so I'll just stay with the raw tokens.

Comment by hotelsacher 3 days ago

Is this the second coming of Clippy?

Comment by rldjbpin 1 day ago

maybe my brain is fried when the first thing i think of is "show bobs"

Comment by antonvs 4 days ago

Should have been IBM Tom, after legendary IBM CEO Thomas J. Watson. But perhaps they didn't want to sully his name.

Comment by vunderba 4 days ago

As somebody already mentioned, they already had a big product named after their CEO. IBM Watson was the next big thing after Deep Blue, and it went pretty viral after defeating Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter on Jeopardy back in ~2011.

It was a bit of a market play and of course has since been completely upstaged by the invention of LLMs, but it still definitely got them the attention they wanted at the time.

https://www.ibm.com/history/watson-jeopardy

Comment by antonvs 3 days ago

Yes, I know, I got a job offer to work in the Watson research lab around that time, at the T.J. Watson facility. I declined because they weren’t remote-friendly, among other things.

But IBM Tom would at least have a rationale. WTF is IBM Bob and why does it have the same name as an old Microsoft product?

Comment by vablings 4 days ago

IBM already have IBM Watson which is probably named after the CEO

Comment by antonvs 1 hour ago

Well done on understanding the reference.

Comment by DonHopkins 4 days ago

IBM Wat?

Comment by antonvs 3 days ago

Seconded

Comment by 0xWTF 4 days ago

So much for the "THINK" motto.

Comment by thunderson 4 days ago

/THINK

Comment by woggy 4 days ago

Bobcoins. Hehe.

Comment by getatme32 4 days ago

I’m going to get a free trial and test it. If you do, leave your comments below on the experience

Comment by globalise83 4 days ago

IBM Watson 2.0

Comment by Stitch4223 4 days ago

That was fast.

The copy is "clearly" written with AI… too bad. Some organizations "can't go wrong with Big Blue," so this will probably be a success. Perhaps it's even good, but that's not the case with this sloppy copywriting.

First paragraph: focused, what matters, clean. Shame they didn't throw in a "load-bearing" example and a few pelicans to boot.

Comment by nunez 4 days ago

Bob has been out for a while. It just never got a lot of press. IBM has also been developing more "enterprise" flavored LLMs through their Granite series. In fact they were trying to make small, mission-specific LMs a thing for the last two years or so.

Comment by GaryBluto 4 days ago

Why so negative? I for one cannot wait for IBM Bob to become the most successful AI solution - nay, product - ever, and eagerly await petrobobcoin eclipsing the petrodollar to become the only truly global currency. They have a CLI with giant ASCII art text for heavens sake! When has anything with giant ASCII art text ever been of poor quality? They made a fork of Visual Studio Code and everything!

Comment by cbsmith 4 days ago

Anyone else immediately think "Clippy for developers".

Comment by DonHopkins 4 days ago

What do you call an agent with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Comment by tanseydavid 3 days ago

Well played! <golf clap>

Comment by ltbarcly3 4 days ago

Aww IBM wants to play too. I forgot they were still around.

Comment by ctoth 4 days ago

Who're they subcontracting for the Von Neumann probes?

Comment by throwitaway222 4 days ago

They got it wrong - they're showing code in the ad.

Comment by kazinator 4 days ago

Microsoft Bob's non-compete finally expired.

Comment by selfawareMammal 4 days ago

The logo, the name... Horrible marketing/branding.

Comment by formvoltron 3 days ago

Does it write really clean code ala Uncle Bob?

Comment by dainiusse 4 days ago

The next step is yandex/nebius "vasya"

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Comment by Geonode 4 days ago

I bet this will be as successful as Microsoft Bob.

Comment by dmd 4 days ago

My guess is absolutely nobody on the team that made this is even old enough to remember Microsoft Bob.

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Comment by lowbloodsugar 4 days ago

Bob the Builder? Right age bracket I guess.

Comment by perarneng 4 days ago

I hope its good, I wont test it though

Comment by arpanghoshal07 4 days ago

seems like they used claude for this

Comment by m_w_ 4 days ago

The review that "IBM Bob isn't just another autocomplete tool" tells you everything you need to know about this product. lol.

Comment by nielsbot 4 days ago

Should have called it Bob The Builder

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Comment by swiftcoder 4 days ago

At least it's not Clippy?

Comment by r2ob 4 days ago

At least it's not Clippy(2)

Comment by chuckadams 4 days ago

Copy of At least it's not Clippy(2)

Comment by globalise83 4 days ago

Copy of At least it's not Clippy (2)_final

Comment by walrus01 4 days ago

Not to be confused with Microsoft Bob:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Comment by xyst 4 days ago

ibm desperately clinging to relevancy by hopping on the LLM bandwagon.

Comment by mv4 4 days ago

what happened to Watson?

Comment by jolt42 4 days ago

one-off, LLMs killed it would be my take.

Comment by delfugal 3 days ago

Bob huh?

That name's a gamble. Go Bob it? I need to ask Bob. Let's Bob for answers. Bob's your uncle. I'll stop now.

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Comment by karim79 4 days ago

Bobcoins. Intriguing.

Comment by mhaberl 3 days ago

This is so ridiculous that I love it

I seriously think I’m going to use it just for the lolz

Bobcoins! Are they blue? hahaha

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Comment by h_mirin 4 days ago

Bobalytics

Comment by madspindel 4 days ago

Hi Bob! Bob!

Comment by varispeed 4 days ago

The companies who are hoarding RAM to produce pointless products should be called out. Deprive working class from computing resources to sell some corporate crap. Get fucked.

Comment by argentinian 4 days ago

If they produce pointless products then they will lose money.

Comment by varispeed 4 days ago

That money will not "trickle down" in either way.

Comment by TheAtomic 4 days ago

Oh Clippy

Comment by Hypergraphe 4 days ago

Too late ?

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Comment by Surac 4 days ago

Clippy the Clip is it's uncle

Comment by znpy 4 days ago

Lost opportunity to call it Hal

Comment by criddell 4 days ago

I'm surprised they didn't use Watson.

Comment by andsoitis 4 days ago

They already have an AI product line dubbed Watson: https://www.ibm.com/products/watsonx

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Comment by bob_builder99 4 days ago

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Comment by colordrops 4 days ago

Has any product with an infantilized agent avatar like this ever turned out to be useful or succeed in gaining traction?

Comment by mattmcbrien 4 days ago

their swag too tough

Comment by taspeotis 4 days ago

Not to shit on their effort or anything, but it looks like a VS Code fork + an agent panel which is very ... late 2024 energy?

Comment by jgbuddy 4 days ago

Lol github copilot 5 years late

Comment by pytlicek 4 days ago

Not exactly like that, but something similar :)

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Comment by self_awareness 4 days ago

Oh, so we are yet again in the 'Bob' phase?

Maybe this time it'll work.

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Comment by yapyap 4 days ago

ibm bob, will help you make slop

Comment by jrflo 4 days ago

So it's just a vscode wrapper around a mystery open weights LLM I'm guessing?

> Can I choose which model Bob uses?

> No. Bob automatically selects the most appropriate language model for each task based on complexity, required capabilities, and cost-efficiency. This intelligent routing ensures you receive high-quality responses while optimizing resource usage.

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Comment by colesantiago 4 days ago

I never thought the day that IBM would make complete slop.

But it is IBM after all.

Comment by lirolero 4 days ago

> But it is IBM after all.

Then how did you not see that coming?

Comment by zenethian 4 days ago

“I would expect something like this from IBM, but I never expected it from IBM!”

Comment by villish 4 days ago

“Bobcoins are the consumption-based billing metric used for Bob subscriptions. They provide a transparent, predictable way to measure and bill for your Bob usage.”

I’m getting sick of these mobile game currency style credits/coins that obfuscate costs or usage. It’s honestly pretty gross.

Just telling us exactly what we get for our money.

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