Gravity has always been quantum mechanical: it is the wrong thing to quantise

I'm not much of a physicist, but this rates a 9.5/10 on my personal BS mater. A single citation, two lines of analytical mathematics, a promise to resolve the Hubble tension without actually doing so quantitatively (or indeed, even conceptually), and I'm pretty certain (> 99%) that the no-hair theorem applies specifically to black holes, not other massive objects.