A Periodic Map of Cheese
Posted by sfrechtling 6 hours ago
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Comment by ianstormtaylor 1 hour ago
Flag-worthy if you ask me.
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Comment by nomel 3 hours ago
I suspect this is a feature backed by an innate brain process related to down-weighting the storage potential of information from untrustworthy people, as a type of resistance to the human brain equivalent of a "poison" attack. For example, some guy that lied to you in the past walks up. Brain releases chemical that reduces "excitement", brain doesn't store said BS as readily.
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Comment by pcrh 1 hour ago
The concept is there, but it is presented as a regular table, not the classical periodic table.
The notion of "missing e̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ cheeses" is entertaining, and the only real reference to the actual periodic table.
Comment by JumpCrisscross 11 minutes ago
The beauty of the periodic table is it's physically constrained and thematically grouped. There are hints of that here, e.g. chemically-impossible states that should be blanks. But it needs more work and, fundamentally, a theory of cheese that uniquely categorises each one in the way protons categorise elements and their allotropes.
Comment by wiremine 4 hours ago
As a cheese lover, I don't care too much. :-)
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Comment by GuB-42 4 hours ago
Look for "Camembert di Bufala". It tastes as described in the website.
Also, while I can't think of hard goat cheese in the same way as Parmigiano-Reggiano, small Crottin-style goat cheese age well in the right conditions. For example, Pelardon can be sold at various stages: fresh, creamy, dry. The very aged kind can exceed a year and looks a bit like a cookie: hard, brownish, much smaller than the fresh kind because it lost most of its moisture. But it doesn't taste at all like a cookie, it is very strong, enough to numb your tongue, you can grate it if you want to.
Comment by Arodex 2 minutes ago
And yes, camembert du buffala is produced and exported. Can't blame the author of the website for not knowing that, I think it is a very recent invention* and in a very minor volume compared to mozzarella of the same milk.
*I couldn't find a source in French or English, and my Italian is not good enough.
Comment by shoobiedoo 1 hour ago
I lived five minutes from a dairy farmer in Japan and he sold it to me for around a dollar a liter, so I made cheese dozens of times. Depending on where you live, finding low-heat pasteurized milk might be tricky, but if you can get fresh milk and pasteurize yourself, I really recommend trying it out.
If you're thinking of giving it a try, start with feta. With feta, flooring the PH is okay, which is a big no-no for most other cheeses (where you usually try to nail around 5.4). Since feta gets brined anyway, you don't have to mess around with an ideal fermentation environment (that being said, vacuum packing some cheeses avoids this anyway). Finally, feta has a very short aging period so you can dive in and try your first cheese sooner than later.
Comment by Freak_NL 3 hours ago
I can get a variety of goat's cheese at my local cheesemongers, including really old goat so hard it crumbles. So extra-hard goat is not a gap.
I wouldn't call the hard goat rare either, it's available in every larger Dutch supermarket; we're not talking casu martzu level of rare here.
Comment by stared 4 hours ago
Other suitable choices: chart, classification, taxonomy, visualization, table, map, etc, etc.
Comment by goosejuice 5 hours ago
Big fan of the thistle + sheep cheeses. Queso de la Serena and Azeitao are fantastic and very interesting.
Quadrello makes a great grilled cheese.
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See hard goat cheese example, its delicious https://www.goudsekaasshop.nl/geitenkaas-oud-1-kilo.html?gad...
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Comment by lkm0 4 hours ago
- fresh
- soft
- hard but not cooked
- hard and cooked
and it results in entirely different groupings. This will surely make some people unhappy.
Comment by notorandit 3 hours ago
Mozzarella di bufala campana is my no. 1 choice, hands down.
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Comment by bibstha 5 hours ago
> If a Nepali dairy cooperative partnered with an Alpine affineur, this could be extraordinary — dense, butterscotch-rich, with a savory depth that cow milk can't match.
I believe Himalayan French Cheese is doing this already. https://www.facebook.com/himalayanfrenchcheese/
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Comment by ComputerGuru 17 minutes ago
(I have many close friends that are similarly pedantic though for other reasons.)
Anyway, the site lets you categorize by processing method. All the acid cure options should meet your requirements, no?
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Comment by rkomorn 3 hours ago
Lots of European cheeses still use animal rennet, including several well known AOC (or PDO in English, I guess) ones with recognizable names.
I can check Wikipedia all I want but that doesn't make several of the cheeses I like to buy vegetarian.
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Comment by zeristor 6 hours ago
Theoretically Lions etc, could be milked. As could some whales.
This is left as an exercise for the reader.
Comment by GuB-42 1 hour ago
I hope you are talking about lionesses... As a reader, there are some exercises I would rather not do.
Comment by goosejuice 5 hours ago
"How do they milk the whales!?"
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Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch:
C: Paper Cramer,
O: no
C: Danish Bimbo,
O: no
C: Czech sheep’s milk,
O: no
C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
O: Not today, sir, no.
And Meet the Parents:
Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Comment by haunter 4 hours ago
That isntantly invalidates the whole thing
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Comment by flir 5 hours ago
Which is a pity, because I like the exhaustive structure. I just can't trust it. But I guess if I was going to dive into inventing weird cheeses, I wouldn't start with a blog post anyway.
(It would be so easy to generate 50k "Periodic table of <noun>" pages and just throw them into the wild. The public internet really is cooked, isn't it).
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I've vibecoded a few websites for my own use that look very similar to this. If I designed them myself, I would (in those cases) not put up enough effort so they would be much less refined, but also less boring?
edit: The expand/collapse behaviour of the table cells is quite strange. So the design is not that okay, afterall.
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Edit: I live in the cheese triangle, France - Switzerland - Italy.
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Comment by globular-toast 5 hours ago
I like cheese but I am concerned about the ethics of it so I eat far less than I could. If you make cheese it's quite shocking how much milk you need to make a single portion of it. I make paneer sometimes and use the whey to make chapati. I wish I could be sure the milk I consume doesn't harm the cows. I also know they take the calves away and kill them too.
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